Bush Slams "Acts of Terror"

[Thanks to FlatBushSKP for sending me this one!]

::Bush slams 'Act of terror'
by Our Political Staff
Eartha Quake
PRIVATE EYE magazine, UKT::

The President of the United States today hit out at those responsible for what he called "the worst terrorist outrage since 9/11". He told a White House press conference, "We don't yet know who these Tsunami guys are, but I tell you, we will hunt them down to the ends of the earth".

Correction

The President later issued a clarification, that he had been misquoted by himself."What the President intended to say," explained his press secretary Myra Gaffe, "was that he is promising free and fair elections in Tsunami as soon as he can find it on the map."