Thursday, January 06, 2005

Allrighty folks! It's Therapy Time!!
Let's see your best efforts!!!!
Write some Pysch-Haikus!


My cell phone taunts me
Silent Mode, Fails to Vibrate
Nobody likes me.


[Thanks to Llaurel for the following]:

schizophrenic

Why can't people see
That I only do what the
Voices tell me to?

scizoid

We'll get along fine
Just as soon as you get the
Fuck out of my face

sociopathic

They keep telling me
Other folks have feelings too.
Mm-this one feels soft.

15 Comments:

Blogger Missez Premise said...

Thank you Billy Boy....
Sorry I mean MisterPants!
You have such talent.

12:13 AM  
Blogger Ria said...

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12:16 AM  
Blogger Ria said...

I feel better now
Please get up off of the floor
happy happy me

12:17 AM  
Blogger T. Laurel Sulfate said...

HAPPY NOW? My lame excuse for a blog is at

http://mapcase.blogspot.com/

(OCD)
Are the burners off?
I'd better go home and check.
Did I wash my hands?

(catatonia)
Nothing can move me
Only like a Gumby doll
can you make me move

9:16 AM  
Blogger T. Laurel Sulfate said...

(anal-retentive)

Shit, I can't believe
I misspelled "schizoid" back there
in my psyku 2.

12:30 PM  
Blogger Ria said...

Who's paranoid!

stop looking at me
they constantly look at me
they want my money

9:10 PM  
Blogger Ria said...

sociopathic is yours Helena?
I like very much.

9:22 PM  
Blogger Missez Premise said...

Nope...I can't take the credit for that one. It belongs to Llaurel (A Lauryl Sulfate), an English prof friend o mine...

10:56 PM  
Blogger Ria said...

way cool Llaurel

12:03 AM  
Blogger Missez Premise said...

Psychocondriac

The knife in my side
Placed there by Beings Unknown
Quick! Call 911.

1:20 AM  
Blogger T. Laurel Sulfate said...

Thanks, Lex! I guess those two semesters of college psych. didn't go completely to waste, altho' I'm pretty sure the two semesters of poetry workshop did.

6:20 AM  
Blogger Ria said...

No, Llaurel, they didn't

5:33 PM  
Blogger T. Laurel Sulfate said...

Why, thengk yo!

Hey Helena, love the new look. Now where's the new entry?

6:29 AM  
Blogger Missez Premise said...

What new entry?

8:15 AM  
Blogger Ria said...

voices in my head
can't remember what they said
alzheimer’s sets in

8:56 PM  

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